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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
Next Joke
"You know what they say about Dragon jokes They Dragon and on"
"The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom? That's where I store my toiletries."
"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
"If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl"
"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"