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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
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"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."
"You know you live in a small town when.... ....the only hooker is still a virgin."
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"
"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"
"What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that."