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"What do fat people do in the summer? Stink"
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"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."
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"How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark"
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."
"What's the difference between a dept. store Santa and a male prostitute? I've never been employed as a dept. store Santa."
"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"
"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."