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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""

"When I see.... ...lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."

"There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure."

"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."

"Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year"

"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."