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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"

"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."

"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."

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"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."

"I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes"

"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"

"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."