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Joke of the Day

"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."

"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."

"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"

"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"

"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"

"My girlfriend is pissed at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I AM getting pretty tired of carrying it around."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "

"Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline."

"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."