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Joke of the Day
"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."
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"What do bacteria eat for breakfast? prokaryoats"
"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"
"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."
"How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado."
"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."
"Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies."
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"