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Joke of the Day

"Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president? Because he never let the dust settle."

"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"

"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"

"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."

"Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth."

"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."

"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"