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Joke of the Day

"Listen mate, the only rapture I'm interested in was sung by Debbie Harry"

"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."

"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."

"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."

"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"