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Joke of the Day
"New drinking game: Draw a card, if it's black take a shot... I call it Ferguson."
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"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."
"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"
"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"
"Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable."
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."