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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus do to lose weight? Crossfit"
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"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."
"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."
"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They're awake now"
"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"