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Joke of the Day

"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."

"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"

"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."

"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"

"OMG, he's almost here. How's my hair? My clothes? How do I look? (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy."

"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."