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Joke of the Day

"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired"

"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it."

"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"sorry I had to unfriend you on Facebook after you accepted my Facebook friend request one second after I sent it to you at 3 in the morning"

"The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin."

"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."