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Joke of the Day

"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."

"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."

"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."

"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."

"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""

"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""