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Joke of the Day

"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"

"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."

"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."

"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."

"A frog jumped higher than a building... ...because buildings can't jump."

"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"

"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"