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Joke of the Day

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."

"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."

"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."

"I have a drinking problem (when I tilt my head back to take a drink I can't see my phone)"

"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."

"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"

"Knock Knock Go fuck yourselves."

"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"

"I've just raped a retarded virgin. Pure and simple."