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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay."

"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"I think there are no black guys in NASCAR because the seats won't recline and there's no room for a gangsta lean."

"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."

"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."

"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"