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Joke of the Day
"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."
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"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."
"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""
"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."
"Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly."
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"
"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."
"Most Offensive Joke Ever People say that there's safety in numbers. Yeah? Tell that to 6 million Jews."