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Joke of the Day
"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."
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"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."
"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"
"Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess."
"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."
"[blind date] Me: So you can't see me? Him: Nope. Not at all. Me: (stops sucking in gut) This is the best date ever!"
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
"I tried water polo but...."
"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."
"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"