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Joke of the Day
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."
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"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."
"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"
"""Give it to me"", she screamed ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now"" ""Fuck off"", I said ""this is my umbrella"""
"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."
"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"
"I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help? Something better than R2Tea2"
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."
"What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good."