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Joke of the Day
"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."
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"Donations Person: ""Please donate to the local swimming pool"" Me: *Gives a glass of water*"
"What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street"
"Sometimes people ask me why I don't wear a watch. It is because I just don't have the time."
"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""
"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."
"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"
"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."