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Joke of the Day

"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."

"Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi."

"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."

"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"

"The definition of a fart...as told by a 60 year old woman I work with. A turd honking for its right of way!"

"The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"

"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."

"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first did it before it was cool. The second did it ironically."