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Joke of the Day
"What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted? Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
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"Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh"
"What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper? Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too."
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"What's another name for floor pie? 3."
"Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon."
"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."
"I orgasmed during the sermon today. It was my cum to Jesus moment."
"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"