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Joke of the Day

"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."

"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."

"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"

"I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."

"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"Where Did it go? Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere."

"I tried to give a motivation: Backfired So this friend of mine broke up with his long term girl friend.I told him "" to hang in there""and he literally hanged himself. Was that a dick motivation?"

"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."