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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"

"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."

"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."

"iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack 2017: iPhone 8=no battery 2018: iPhone 9=no screen 2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000"

"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."