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Joke of the Day

"Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her."

"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."

"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."

"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"

"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."

"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."

"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"