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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."
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"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."
"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"
"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """
"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"
"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."
"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."
"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"
"Why was the lesbian mermaid fired from the bakery? She was eating all the muff-fins."
"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."