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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."
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"Did you hear about the hearse that got into a head on collision? Luckily only one person was found dead at the scene"
"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"
"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"
"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""
"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"
"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that."
"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"