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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."

"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] ""Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."" ""Not a chance. He's your problem now."""

"Did you here about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"I went to an AA meeting, met a lot of batteries"

"Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight"

"How do you get gum out of your hair? Q: How do you get gum out of your hair? A: Cancer."

"""i am equally happy on the couch watching netflix or at a party with friends"" = ""the human condition is one of sickness & contradiction"""

"I met my soulmate. She didn't."