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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"
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"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
"Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one."
"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."
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"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"