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Joke of the Day

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."

"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding, he is actually sitting at home."

"Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar. The ducks say, ""1 beer please. And put it on my bill."" I'll be here all week"

"Mail! Female!"

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."

"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"

"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."

"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"