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Joke of the Day
"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."
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"I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist; stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point."
"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"
"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."
"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe"
"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."