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Joke of the Day

"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"

"What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins."

"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."

"There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."

"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel"

"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"