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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the US election and sex? During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."

"What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet."

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."

"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"

"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"