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Joke of the Day

"Wrong Hole! - a love story"

"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."

"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."

"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."

"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"

"Boss: You're late! On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday"

"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."

"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."

"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""

"Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison. He meant prison."