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Joke of the Day
"What kind of moronic mirror thinks that Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron?"
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"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"What's brown and sticky? a stick."
"The Bishop The bishop came to my church today. He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."
"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."
"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."
"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."