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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"Why is it hard for old people to have sex? You ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"The bible is 100% accurate when thrown from close range."

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"So Brazil at the World Cup..."

"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."

"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."