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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"
Next Joke
"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."
"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"
"*skips away in terror"
"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."
"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"