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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."
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"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"
"Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness."
"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."
"A cop pulls over Heisenburg, and says... Do you know you were going 100 miles per hour? Heisenburg then replied, exasperatedly, ""Dammit, now I'm lost!"""
"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."