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Joke of the Day

"An Egg and a Chicken were having sex... But which came first? - Took this title from someone but changed the punchline."

"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers"