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Joke of the Day

"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."

"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"[remodel] Me: can you please keep that awful noise down? Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don't control who's running for president."

"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."

"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"

"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."

"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."

"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."