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Joke of the Day
"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."
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"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."
"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"
"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."
"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."
"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"
"I see you when you follow. I know when you get blocked. I look at all your @ replies and hack your DM box. Stalker Claus is coming to town."
"My ex girlfriend really wanted me to pee on her but it was weird for me so I just called 911"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"