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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
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"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."
"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."
"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""
"LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor's waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines."
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."
"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"