209159

Joke of the Day

"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."

Next Joke
 
"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"
"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"
"I am never going to procrastinate again... Starting next semester"
"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."
"Telling people my costume is Obama's birth certificate. If they say I have no costume, I fucking explain the facts to that racist fuckbag."
"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."
"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."
"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"
"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"
Terms & Privacy