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Joke of the Day
"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"
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"You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president? Huh, yeah me either."
"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."
"HOW TO BEAT YOUR COMPUTER AT CHESS WITHIN 5 SECONDS: just set the difficulty to OBAMA.It will never come up with a strategy."
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"
"Mirror mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?"
"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"
"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door."
"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"