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Joke of the Day
"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"
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"I have had it up to HERE with visual metaphors in non-visual formats!"
"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."
"Some guy at a party asked me, ""Who's cheese is on those chips?"" [Fixed] And I said, ""Well, obviously *na-chos*."" Get it? It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent."
"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"
"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."
"What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na :D"
"""I'm sorry I'm legally not allowed to take more than 3 passengers."" *runs through 4 red lights going 15 miles over the speed limit.*"
"Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives? Crimea River"
"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""