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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a very serious relationship we never laugh."

"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"

"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"

"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."

"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."

"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"

"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."