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Joke of the Day

"Whats the funniest joke you know? You."

"How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much."

"She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your ""signature sex move"" She: Judgmental Corpse?"

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police."

"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."

"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."

"My girlfriend's daughter was laying across my legs. Me: What am I a pillow now? Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding."

"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"

"Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood."