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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"
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"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."
"Teacher : How can we keep our school Clean? Student : By Staying at home. :p"
"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."
"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."
"Why are pills white? because they work"
"What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese."
"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"