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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
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"Wife: He's always rewriting the past.. Therapist: is this true? Me: [doesn't hear because I'm typing 'Shrek killed Hitler' into Wikipedia]"
"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"
"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"
"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"
"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... One turns to the other and says ""It's getting pretty hot in here isn't it? "" The other muffin says ""Holy shit! A talking muffin! """
"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."
"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"
"You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina. Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]"