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Joke of the Day
"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."
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"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"Two guys are walking when they come across a dog on the sidewalk, licking his balls. One guys says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""You better pet him first to make sure he's friendly."""
"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"
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"What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals"
"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"