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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"My wife and I always joke around. She'll ask ""What were you doing?"", then we'll both laugh and then I go make sure I cleared my web history."

"I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."

"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress? She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement"

"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"