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Joke of the Day

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."

"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."

"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"It's good to keep healthy. My gran started walking 10 miles a day when she was 50... ...she's 80 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"