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Joke of the Day
"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!"
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"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"
"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""
"Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters."
"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock? Publicly traded stock will mature and make money."
"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."