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Joke of the Day

"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: ""So whose funeral is it?"" I told him I haven decided yet."

"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."

"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."

"How does a psychic open a bag of chips? They Tarot."

"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"

"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for ""wanting to be a T-Rex"" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?"