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Joke of the Day

"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""

"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"

"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"

"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."

"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"