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Joke of the Day

"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."

"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."

"Ab Muscles: You're having ANOTHER cookie? Brain: Yep! Ab Muscles: You're just never planning on seeing us again? Brain: Nope!"

"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."

"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"

"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"

"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"